The Fairly WHAT and the WHATNOW?

Drake Bell, what are you doing?  You are not a ten-yea-old boy with fairies.  You have no reason to be wearing all pink.  You do not have a terrible history of dentistry.  No, no, none of this adds up at all.  To think, Nickelodeon will waste money on a live action Fairly Oddparents movie (with Cosmo and Wanda played by Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines, mind you) but they won’t give me the Hey Arnold movie wherein Arnold goes to the jungle to find his parents.  Sometimes the universe is just not at all fair.  God, I’d have taken a Pete & Pete reunion over this WAIT I ACTUALLY WANT THAT, GET ON IT NICKELODEON.  News thanks to TV Guide.

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