This Week in Spam – Episode 14

A lot of these recent ones make some sense, but the website they were associated with was trying to sell laptop batteries or porn. As far as the battery ones go, I know they are spam because I get like 20 comments a week from it, and most of them don’t make any sense. Check out the best spam you’ll ever read (right now at this time) below.




# 12

I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

 


# 11

bristol palin ?+1 oil prices ?+6 moes ?-2 ron artest ?= valerie jarrett ?+1 day of the dead ?-3 hines ward &9

I think cracking this code could make you a millionaire. I’m not entirely sure though.


# 10 on Hulu Plus Does Good

Do not blame you! We can’t stand the music either, also as I’m just a little bit over the age of that age group.

 


# 9 on Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 – Allen 1

Ahh the new Aqua Teen’s (Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1) new song sucks! But the video is funny though

 


# 8 on Tron Legacy – Latest ReviewEver

Jeff Bridges did a good job of acting out the part of both Clue and Kevin showing the subtle differences in the same person essentially, only Clue being evil. I wonder why they always write an insecure cowardly person to be the #2 person in movies like Jarvis was. He sure did look different in his makeup than he does in real life. (it then devolves into an advertisement for a service provider)

 


# 7

Thor – Movie Review: Where Shakespeare meets Marvel, the biggest and well-greased comic book-based movie making machine, t… LifeStyle

 


# 6

I missed Star Wars Day?! Oh My Gawd ! I have to wait another year ?! AWWW C’MON . . Well . . Happy AFTER Star Wars Day <3

 


# 5 on Say Beep Bop Boop – Nerd Shirt of the Day

So today is Star Wars day, I personally like Star Trek more. Spock seems like a hipster in a nutshell, maybe one step away at most…

 


# 4 on Say Beep Bop Boop – Nerd Shirt of the Day

New STAR WARS change on the blu-ray. When Vader sees C3PO, they’ve dubbed in, “no freaking way, I built that. But nobody mention it again.”

 


# 3

We are looking for gifted psychics, mediums, and intuitives to join our employment and standards network. Join us at : (website removed)

 


# 2

Holy Comatose Batman! After a fast-paced weekend my body just faded this afternoon—just woke up from a 3 hr nap!

 


# 1

And this goes out to all those fucking Mexican who lost their lives! happy fucking cinco de mayo!

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