I guess these aren’t really trailers, per se. Can it be a trailer when it’s a bunch of voices and booming music meant to make you think that Mark Zuckerberg was creating an artificial intelligence that was plotting to take control of the military? Jesus, it’s Facebook, people. The Social Network is setting this up to be a story of espionage and mystery. I shouldn’t have to imagine that throughout Facebook’s creation Mark Zuckerberg was running everywhere shouting into a cellphone “You’ve got to give me more time!” Could you imagine if they had done a movie like this for Myspace? They’d have had to call it “The Extremely Outdated Advertisement-Ridden Social Network”. Check out the trailer on the next page to begin wondering what the hell they’re doing with this movie.
