This Week In Spam – Episode 5

Solidifying my reasons to hate promising things unless they’re already done, I said I would do This Week in Spam yesterday and was unable to. Better late than never I suppose.

Here are the 10 best spam comments we’ve received in the last two weeks. The comments aren’t altered unless to remove a link.  The post the comment was left on is mentioned if it makes it better.




#10 on I’ll Pop on That

Great synopsis of commenting and how to very well written and all that link love you just poured out, great post, if this was a forum you would have a sticky on this.



#9 on Lantern Rings…That Light Up

If you’re still on the fence: grab your favorite earphones, head down to a Best Buy and ask to plug them into a Zune then an iPod and see which one sounds better to you, and which interface makes you smile more. Then you’ll know which is right for you.

Thanks for the tip.


#8 on Sci-Friday – SyFy Hates Sci-Fi

That is excellent, my son really loves star wars lego and consistently bugging me over it – your site has cleared a few of my queries. Time for additional browsing!

I love the enthusiasm that a positive sentence punctuated with an exclamation mark conveys. This was also one of the rare Sci-Friday posts where I didn’t mention Star Wars at all.


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Two more that I dare you to try and make sense out of.


#6 on A Call to Arms

- I cant hear anything.

I could understand if this was on a music based post or something with a video, but it’s not.


#5 on Webcomic of the Week – MS Paint Adventures

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Remember people, pray the energy doesn’t blink when unlocking your iPhone. Thanks for the info.


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#3 on An April Fools Joke That Shouldn’t Be

Praise God for all He is doing. Thanks!

I could see if this was on the post about Catholic TV going 3D, but on a post about a Bayonetta video?


#2

You are a gem.

Simple, yet hilarious.


#1

bandana! your site is really one of a kind! Last night my brother bing recommended another great page practically filled with game-torrents for games for PC viva barcelona!

This wins this episode simply for the fact that it uses the word “bandana” like some sort of awesome catch-phrase level greeting.

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