Strong Punch to the Cineplexus – Cyrus, Jonah Hex, & Toy Story 3

Two of these movies look pretty good. One of them stars a talentless stripper look-a-like and is only really included because it is based on a comic book. Bet you can’t guess which one!


John C Reilly plays a recently divorced and lonely man who meets the woman of his dreams. The only problem is her son, and he’s a BIG problem. It looks pretty funny.

Jonah Hex

I like Josh Brolin, Michael Fassbender, and John Malkovich. Who invited Megan Fox? If this movie makes any money it will be because of Megan Fox though, so there you go. <- That may not be the best description, but it's better than my original idea of "Blah, Blah, Blah, Megan Fox in a corset. You just bought a ticket didn't you?"

Toy Story 3

You really can’t go wrong with Pixar, and this one is in 3D. It’s going to be fun and make a TON of money. It’ll also probably get nominated for Best Animated feature and Best original song at the Academy Awards.

If you only get to see one make it Toy Story. Like I said you really can’t go wrong with Pixar. But, now that they’re doing sequels, Cars 2 is slated, can we get an Incredibles 2 please?

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