Sonic Colors is for Kids, as Proven by Embarrassing Headgear

So guess what?  If you pre-order for the game Sonic Colors you get a Sonic the Hedgehog hat.  Look upon this helmet and despair.  If you see anyone wearing this hat, please, please pelt them with garbage.  This is just a shameful display of fandom.  I’d sooner get some fake dreadlocks and spray paint them red to get some sweet Knuckles action going.

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