The Facebook Movie is Facebook Serious, Facebook Official, etc.
If you’ve seen the trailer for the upcoming film The Social Network, all about the creation of Facebook, congratulations. Every break between each line they deliver sounds like a vuvuzela and it makes it seem much, much more important than it has any right to be. It stars Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg (coincidence?) and it doesn’t actually show you anything other than homeboy’s face and a bunch of out-of-context lines of dialogue that make you wonder “But how does the movie end? Will Facebook be okay?” I still think they should have done a movie about Amazon. It could have been like a 90-minute showing of the Home Shopping Network. Anyway, check out the trailer on the next page.
At least this will finally remind me what Facebook looked like when it started. Seriously, does anyone remember what Facebook’s original site layout was? I sure as hell don’t.