Empire’s Tintin Cover Makes Me Realize His Hair is Ridiculous

Seriously, look at that.  Look at the silhouette.  It’s like his hair has is happy to see me.  Oh man, and that dog.  You know, what’s-his-name.  Rin Tin Tin, or whatever.  That face.  And its eyes are so sinister.  That reminds me, didn’t Tintin have tiny, soulless eyes?  Or was that Annie I’m thinking of?  I don’t know, and to be honest I don’t really care.  Sure, I wouldn’t mind finally going back and reading the Tintin comics, but outside of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost being in this film I have no strong desire to see it.  To be frank, motion-capture is my least favorite style right now.  I’m not a fan, and I haven’t been since Beowulf.  Maybe we could have seen a nice stop-motion movie?  Just figured I’d take the time to comment.  Sure as hell did plenty of that for the Smurfs.

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