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Pitch Sized Reviews – She’s Out of My League

Posted by Jamie Concepcion On April - 15 - 2010

Here we go…

You hope for similar greatness to 40 Year Old Virgin, but you get a by the book late 80′s early 90′s RomCom complete with a crazy ending.

Phew! Oh yeah, “80′s” and “90′s” don’t count as words in that. If you’ve seen this film I welcome you to post your own review in 25 words or less in the comments.

This is kind of worth watching for his friend Stainer. He’s a pretty funny character.  Part cliche asshole friend and part Napoleon Dynamite.

Pitch Sized Reviews – The Invention of Lying

Posted by Jamie Concepcion On January - 5 - 2010

I saw this movie  recently and here is my 25 words or less review…

It starts out as a good though relentless dark comedy, but then turns into the standard romantic comedy with a religious twist. Gervais fans only.

There you go.  While I do like Ricky Gervais I wasn’t that impressed with this movie .  It had promise toward the beginning, but ended on a bland note.  I’d give it a rental at best. This comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray January 19th if you’re really interested.

Pitch Sized Reviews – Gamer

Posted by Jamie Concepcion On September - 13 - 2009

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I saw this movie with Andrew Friday. I think he said he was going to write a review, I kind of hope that he still does regardless of this.  Well, here is my review…

Imagine wearing prismatic glasses in a running, windowed-door dryer while a Scottish man yell-faking an American accent sets off cherry bombs in the neighboring machine.

So, that was the number of words the reviews usually are.  But just to add another point, imagine strippers, that are already topless, keep walking by the window of the machine you’re in.  What more do you expect from the guys responsible for the Crank movies?

Pitch Sized Reviews – I Love You, Man

Posted by Jamie Concepcion On September - 9 - 2009

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The usual man looking for love story, instead it’s fellow man love. Rudd and Segel are great as friends in this bromantic comedy.  See it.

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