Feel the Wrath

Perseus defeated the Kraken and saved, well, everything. Now it’s about 10 years after that. He has a son, stupid hair, his wife couldn’t be recast (so she’s dead), and he still has an estranged relationship with his father Zeus. Hades and Ares team up to imprison Zeus and...

Panem : Fight 74

I wrote this review Friday, and am making the decision to leave it from the perspective of someone who had no idea exactly how well The Hunger Games would do this past weekend. The Hunger Games is going to absolutely kill at the box office this weekend and easily come out of its first two...

Corre! Corre Lejos d...

Oh, Will Ferrell, you silly man. At one point you had a lot of built up good will. You were in some great movies, specifically Anchorman, and were considered to be very funny. Now, a lot of people just straight up don’t like you. You’ve let them down too many times to be a sure...

From Earth to Barsoo...

John Carter is already being labeled as a flop. If you make a movie that costs around 300 million dollars to make and in your first weekend you fail to make 50 million domestically(it did much better internationally) people tend to throw those terms around. John Carter is an adaptation of one...

Who’s His Fath...

Not that I think I’m going to be a father soon, but having an evil kid is such a huge fear for me when I think about it. You really can’t do anything about it and it’s your kid, so you would probably feel inclined to protect / defend them no matter what happened....

Sounds Like Shrimp

One of the first shows I think of when someone mentions polarizing comedy is Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! It’s one of those things that has a rabid fan base, yet a lot of other people find it disgusting and not funny. I’m in the middle. Sometimes I find it very funny,...

We Prefer Intentiona...

Self sustaining cult-like communes are quite creepy. A line from an early review I saw about Wanderlust said if you see “Martha Marcy May Marlene” before you see Wanderlust it’s not very funny. Well, I’ve seen Martha Marcy May Marlene, and whoever said that is an...

For the Kid in All o...

I’ve tried to predict Oscar winners for the past 5 or so years. Animated, live-action, and documentary shorts are always three categories I have zero idea about because I don’t usually get to see them. Well, this year I saw the animated shorts, and I’m going to break them...

Live and Die on This...

Rick, Joe, and I reviewed the Liam Neeson film The Grey a week and a half ago, about a week and a half after we saw it. Sorry for the delay. Enjoy the review....

Don’t Order th...

Where do I even start with this one? Tom Hardy is usually great in things he’s in. He also makes pretty good decisions on what to be in. Chris Pine, while being more hit or miss, has the confident bravado needed to pull off a role like this. I think I’m trying to rationalize why I...

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