The Green Lantern Lo...

What’s a way to say “not good” but not actually mean “not good”?  One this is, I just don’t think it works.  This is the problem with having the costume be entirely CGI.  The mask is horribly shaped, the costume looks too much like it’s covered in...

Odin is GoldenEye

Okay, I was totally all about Thor’s costume until it became apparent that everyone else would have just variations on his costume.  First off, Odin’s eyepatch.  Just a little gold manhole on his face to keep from falling into where Anthony Hopkins’ eye once was.  Then...

Weekend Wonderer ...

First off, I’m gonna say I’m wondering why in the big fat obese humongous hell Edward Norton won’t be back as the Hulk in the Avengers movie?  They claim it’s not a money issue and that it’s more of a situation regarding Norton not being a “ensemble”...

Here’s Your Ne...

Here’s your new Spider-Man for the reboot set to hit theaters July 3rd, 2012. His name is Andrew Garfield and I can’t say I remember seeing him in anything. I can’t really complain about his age, because he’s only a month older than Donald Glover (they’re both...

The Facebook Movie i...

If you’ve seen the trailer for the upcoming film The Social Network, all about the creation of Facebook, congratulations.  Every break between each line they deliver sounds like a vuvuzela and it makes it seem much, much more important than it has any right to be.  It stars Jesse...

Armond White Favors ...

Today everyone seems a bit peeved with Armond White of the New York Press for this review he wrote of Toy Story 3 claiming that the film was nothing more than a cheap attempt at consumerism, saying that the fans had basically been duped into believing this movie was worth it.  Unfortunately...

Because if it Weren&...

The Smurfs.  In New York City.  Which is pretty much bullsmurf, but I suppose I can deal with it.  It’s not like I planned on seeing this anyway, it’s just that I don’t get why you would need to bother taking them out of the woods.  Is it because they’re so desperate...

Aim for the Robot Ju...

Sweet Jesus. In the movie Real Steel, Hugh Jackman plays a former boxer who trains a robot in robot boxing.  Gloves are off now, Hollywood.  We see you are now literally willing to do anything.  I won’t be screwing with you any time soon, because you’ll wind up doing a movie...

Ramona Flowers’...

Here are Ramona Flowers’ seven evil exes on six posters.  If you don’t know why there’s only six posters, it’s because she dated twins(yeah, it’s weird). Click on the thumbs for the full-sized...

Did Everyone See Thi...

I’m serious, has everyone seen this?  Because everyone should.  All of a sudden it just appeared online, and no one is sure if it’s a trailer for a new movie, or a reboot to the MK franchise, or what, but it looks RIDICULOUS.  I mean, I watched this and immediately questioned why...