Last night was the television debut of a brand new Iron Man 2 trailer. Check it out below the cut. Just like in the first trailer the last 10 seconds are incredible.
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Kick Ass Red Band Trailer
Smurfity Smurfing Smurfnuggets
Good Lord… he’s in three dimensions. THREE OF THEM.
UGO has dredged up the first image of a Smurf from the upcoming (whenever that refers to) Smurfs movie. And I couldn’t be more Smurfy about it. I guess it’s just weird to see the clothing look like actual fabric, even kind of dirty and with seams. But considering there’s not much else to talk about beyond the fact that there’s a Smurf of indeterminate color in this image, I suppose we can talk about other things
Richard Dreyfuss Must Owe Someone Money

The trailer for Alexandre Aja’s (director of High Tension, the Hills Have Eyes(2006), and Mirrors) newest film just hit the internet sometime yesterday. It’s called Piranha 3D and it will be about prehistoric piranhas, that were released by an underwater tremor, eating people in a lake. Awesome premise there guys. Sounds like a mix between Megashark vs. Giant Octopus and that other movie about piranhas. Oh yeah, 1978’s Piranha, which was a Jaw’s rip-off. Is this a remake? And why the hell is Richard Dreyfuss, star of Jaws, in a remake of a Jaws rip-off? Does he need the money that bad? Trailer after the cut.
A Drunk Man Speculates
Mark Millar, creator of Wanted, Kick-Ass, and the yet to be released Nemesis is already talking about a Nemesis movie. On his website MillarWorld.tv message boards he drunkenly says he has been talking to a director that threw out the names Leonardo DiCaprio and Daniel Day-Lewis as potential stars. The unnamed director is supposedly friends with one of the mentioned actors.
Is Channing Tatum For Real?
“oh yeah and last night i saw a special about how Channing Tatum started off as a stripper. He should lay off real movies and make Strip It Up 6.” – Tim
The above is a direct-quote taken from someone named Tim commenting on Andrew’s review of G.I. Joe. That’s a funny joke isn’t it?
Well, it’s not a joke anymore. Less than 6 months after saying it, Tim’s jokingly said wish is coming true because Channing Tatum has publicly said he wants to make a stripper movie. As Tim said Tatum was a stripper before some asshole somewhere decided to let him try to ‘act’.
“It needs to be a crazy film and I also think it’s possible to do a cute, romantic movie” – Channing Tatum
I don’t know what kind of stuff this guy is on, but it must be FANTASTIC.
Are women really into this idea? Would it be the male stripper version of Pretty Woman?
The Guy’s a Freakin’ Genius…
…MacGruber!!! The red band trailer for the movie version of this SNL MacGyver spoof surfaced on the internet yesterday and I wanted to share it with all of you. It seems like it could be a pretty funny movie. I definitely think the R rating will help it.
Abitah iz Vinning!
Well, no matter how pissed off ultra-conservatives (the ‘message’) or Italian mothers (its Italian rating) get about Avatar it seems to still be raking in the dough. After this weekends box-office take, the worldwide totals for Avatar are now at 1.64 Billion dollars, which is only 200 million behind the worldwide record currently held by Titanic at 1.84 Billion. Avatar has also just beaten the record held by The Dark Knight for fastest to 500 Million domestic by doing it in 32 days, 13 days faster than The Dark Knight.
The Best News of 2010…So Far
Somehow this is the sort of proof that I needed to show that God exists and he is an all-powerful fanboy. Spider-Man 4 has been completely canceled as of today after official word of the film being put on hold earlier this week. Sony Pictures and series director Sam Raimi have been in discussions for the fourth, and possible fifth film for what seems like an eternity. So what is Sony going to do with the record breaking web slinger? It’s not as bad as it seems….
Carol Ferris Has Been Named
Remember a while back when I reviewed Green Lantern: First Flight? Well, if you don’t you can find it here. Anyway, the only reason this news isn’t really bad is because Carol Ferris was barely in that animated movie. Now I’m kind of hoping we see just as little of her character in the upcoming live-action Green Lantern film. Why do i hope this? Well because they have just named Blake Lively from Gossip Girl as Carol Ferris. Seriously?! Did you see her in Acceptance? Every time she said “Barnaby” I wanted to punch someone in the face. I’m already kind of sick of Ryan Reynolds being talked about as a super hero character and then you cast someone that’s in Gossip Girl to be his love interest? Terrible.











