Never Not A Nerd

• Hey, it’s the guy from Wanted. I guess he needed some work.
• He doesn’t seem too intimidated by that gun.
• Is he going to be called The Escapist? Because there’s a book about a comic book character with that name.
• The Bone Dislocator?
• Is that a bone key?
• Did last week’s episode have this intro? It didn’t right?

Out of the Past

• He is The Train Looter!
• Nice douche-y license plate bro-hamski
• The Cape is on your truck bitch!
• That or the freaking Cape Hulk. He ripped a door off. Seriously?
• Oh come on. He picked up that door after the guy fired the first shot!
• First shitty joke of the night. The “that’s the thanks I get?” gag.
• Oracle’s on the horn. Get back to the Batcave….umm, I mean Orwell and the…umm, what the hell is his hideout called?
• Is this kid playing an autistic child again?
• I don’t wear a shirt so I can show off my abs!
• HA! He just flexed his chest.
• The cape is evil too? I don’t get it. Is it haunted by an evil spirit?
• Ahh, so his name is Molotov. How very original.
• And it’s his evil ghost cape?
• Why is that dude in the lighting rig? And why the hell do they have a professional lighting rig like that in an underground stage that NO ONE is going to see?

• Yo, he’s lying! He knows where the cape is!
• So, is The Cape now going to go by Kozmo?
• So, the cape is evil?…
• I’m really beyond caring about this guys wife.
• She looks maaaad
• Do screens like this actually exist? They don’t yet right? At least not purchaseable.
• Do you think they’re going to put Orwell in a wheelchair? That’d be similar to something.
• Is this a first date? What’s with all the questions?
• The cape is evil! It’s poisoning his mind!
• What does it matter if kids like the circus? They also pee their pants on ocassion? Is he saying adults should pee their pants every now and then?
• Your Cape voice is pretty lame kid.
• So his complete inspiration is the comic book? He should write to the editor. They would either absolutely love or absolutely hate him.
• It’s Crocodile Dundee!
• Nice, his hood isn’t frayed this week.
• He’s buying water, EVIL!
• Fooled. All of us.
• Wow, these poker extras are TERRIBLE actors.
• HOLY SHIT! This just turned into a terrible horror movie scene really fast.
• Haha, he pulled the card out of his neck.
• Aces!

• How frequently does he walk this same street?
• “A real bloody mess I’m told”
• He likes kraut? But he’s not German.
• Ah yo, I’m the dwarf guy!
• This guy is perceptive
• Hey called the clowns clowns while they were still offscreen! Ahh, the hilarity!
• Prom queen dress joke. This show just doesn’t let up.
• If her dad is the former police chief OR Flemming then this show is bullshit.
• OH SNAP! The revelation that her husband wasn’t actually Chess.
• Wrong guy to tell lady.
• So it’s a psychic cape?
• Aces!
• The cape eats souls?
• Well, he actually is COMPLETELY inspired by that comic.

• He keeps it in a locker? I thought he wore it at all times.
• He also could have broken into your hideout dumbass.
• Why doesn’t he have his hood on? His hair looks terrible.
• Is he going to off this guy for trying to take on the dad role?
• There you go, hood on dude.
• It’s the female cape! Or more like side cloak.
• He’s killing everyone in circus acts?
• I guess I was wrong when I said no one saw their stage or their shows.
• The Cape just got de-caped!
• It’s a shape changing cape, of course it fits like a glove.
• There goes that lighting rig coming into play. They’re really making me eat my words. Or drink them…
• The cape is reminding me of the ring, or the “one ring”. The wearer wants it so bad he’ll do anything for it.
• This is a little too triumphant of a score for my tastes.

• The supposed “friend” heading up the cover ups. Why am I not surprised?
• Why doesn’t the letter just say “Don’t trust Marty” ? Wouldn’t that be 100% more effective?
• What kind of building does he live in where he can have a punching bag on the freaking roof?
• They’re still playing the super decorated military man angle.
• This cut leads me to believe she’s supposed to be Flemming’s daughter.