Well then these are the products for you. Just know that if you do use these people will think less of you if they find out.
Snuggie – Ah, the robe you wear backwards that’s somehow a blanket substitute and great for reading books in. It’s like a fleece hospital gown. I don’t see the draw.
Hoodie Footie – The Snuggie commercial claims no more cold feet. The Hoodie Footie laughs at those claims because they make women’s feet get too hot. This is perfect for women who often dive onto beds and really enjoy hugging themselves.
Dreamie – Did your wife boot you out of bed and force you to sleep on the couch? Are conventional sheets/bed sets your nemesis? Do you want to be “as snug as a bug in a rug” ? Look no further. This product is apparently so amazing people use it over their own beds. 1:38 in is amazing.
Pajama Jeans - Love sweatpants but don’t like looking lazy while wearing them in public? Boy, do we have a treat for you.
Necky - Are you too stupid to figure out a scarf? Oh, your chest is cold? Button up your coat, moron! I also dare you to get your kid one of these, because they will lose it…right after they get beat up for having one.
If you have to get one of these please don’t let it be the Necky, you can do all of those things with a normal scarf tucked into your coat.
